Get your ass up and go see the fucking parade.Its gonna be great. Big heads floating in the sky way above where you and Jesus walk. A wide assortment of characters.Some big ,some small all full of hot air.Im talking about the family parade idiot.Let uncle junebug know that its not an accomplishment getting out of jail and although they didnt get along very well when they were married reminded aunt karen and uncle pete that no matter what the courts say each one is entitled to they are both quitters and losers. Please for the love of all thats holy and if you’re a hoodrat for the love of ray j. kick the shit out of those bad ass kids under the table.I like to whisper shit like “No one loves you”"Youre adopted” to those real bad ones and look mystified as all fuck when they tell their parents.Rememember to call them snitches too after they tell.Basicallly today will be full of bullshit with a buffet  on the side.Watch your plate or you’ll be feasting on b.s all day.