Days going super for you? Didnt think so.People in the office getting on your nerves? Stay at how mom(by stay at home i mean unemployed wench with a title)?Drug dealer and the corners not treating you right? Doesnt really matter who the fuck you are and what you do or more than likely dont do with your lazy time to read a blog ass.I want you to trip someone.Not down stairs or anything cruel like that. A normal trip up.Need an example? Gotcha –

HER: weathers nice today. not to cold not to hot,i could enjoy everyday if it felt like this.Dont you agree?

YOU:<*under your breath quickly* Id fuck you if youd keep the bag on your head  OR *under your breath quickly*you know i been fuckin your man for the past month,(any variation of fowl** ass shit will work)  Yea I love days like this

HER : Excuse me

You: i said I love days like this

This is gonna have that person tripped up for the entire day.They heard what you said.They just dont wanna believe they did or better yet they dont wanna believe its true.

Another win for you today with the emotional/mind fuck trip up

** i know the word is foul but i mean it in a way to describe some ol chicken head type shit